Amanda Righetti

Wednesday, December 31, 2003

This is a bad year indeed...


Yes, for those who are in the know, this has been a rather eventful year for me. I got my driving license which was a blessing (ehhhh, just 1 attempt, membersss...) and my multiple and erratic spurts of being employed were definitely downers. Nothing in my life has changed which is not too good. I feel my life is still stuck in a rut. That really sucks goats balls.

The good thing in the last few days, I've met up with some friends whom I haven't met up with for some time. Michelle who is back from studies in Korea (Seoul lah, not Pyongyang!!!) looks radiant now. Must be the cool climate and the kimchi. I must apologise; I don't have too many Korean jokes to spare. I haven't seen Amelia for 3 months and it was great to meet up with her finally. As per normal, we only talked about the size of her ass and how hot I am. Y'know, the important issues. However, she still looks great (I want a bigger Christmas present next year, sweetie. Thanks!!!) There are still a couple of friends to meet up soon, I hope whom I haven't caught up with in months.

Yeah, you can say the estrogen-tinged company was nice for a change from the testerone-fuelled company I've been keeping for months. I'm really too sensitive from the macho talk and gung-ho drinking sessions. Yeah, I'm that fragile.

But Last Night, I was out with the memberss, Alvin, Sujin and Agilan jamming at Boon's Studio in Macpherson. The session was pretty funky and rockin'; there was enough groove to Rock Your Body. Since Alvin and Sujin were playing guitars, I decided to play bass. All in all, we had fun and that was all good.

However, Alvin said something which is Still On My Brain. He mentioned that bass playing was more Right For Me than playing guitar. And I should Take It From Here and play bass instead of guitars from now onwards. He told me, "What You Got is funkier there, memberss..." When I heard that, I stared at the Heavens and thought, "Take Me Now!!! I have been practising guitar for so many years. And he tells me this?!?!"

Yeah, I Cr(ied) Me A River since I was so sensitive. I came to this resolve. Never Again will anyone talk of this about my guitar playing. Nothin' Else will distract me from being a better player, not any pretty Senorita anymore. Can let the membersss be Justified in what he said. I'm not gonna let you people think, "Yeah, he's just bullshitting us. Let's Take A Ride on his nonsensical train of thoughts and humour him."

I need to instil some discipline in every aspect of my life and hopefully, be a better person and player.

Coincidentally, we might be covering Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" next week.

Tommorrow is a brand new year. I hope you guys have fun and get reasonably wasted. Happy New Year!

Cheerio...

Monday, December 29, 2003

The Evil Lair's top songs of 2003


Actually, I've read some article proclaiming that the concept of the album is dead, especially with the influx of downloading software like Kazaa, etc. Which makes a valid point. Unlike the old Audiogalaxy (R.I.P.; the new one is just a pale shadow of the former) many of the files-sharers do not seem to have many of the obscure tracks or the rest of the album except for the singles. Nobody really cares too much about albums as very few people have been buying albums these past few years. From a warped perspective, was the claim that the idea of singles being dead way too early or yet another case of misjudgement due to the ever-changing dynamics of technology?

Anyhow, here's my list of top tunes released this year. Now fire up that file-sharing software!

25. The Dandy Warhols - We Used To Be Friends (Welcome to the Monkey House)

24. Junior Senior - Shake Your Coconuts (D-d-don't Don't Stop The Beat)

23. Beatallica - Sgt. Hetfield's Motorbreath Pub Band (*Internet self-release*)

22. Outkast - Hey Ya! (Speakerboxx/ The Love Below)

21. Broken Social Scene - Stars And Sons (You Forget It In People)

20. Placebo - English Summer Rain (Sleeping With Ghosts)

19. Godsmack - I Stand Alone (Faceless)

18. Longwave - Wake Me When It's Over (The Strangest Things)

17. Calexico - Black Heart (Feast Of Wire)

16. Postal Service - The District Sleeps Alone (Give Up)

15. Genetic Habit - School's Out (From Outside)

14. Blur - Out Of Time (Think Tank)

13. Radiohead - 2+2=5 (Hail To The Thief)

12. The Observatory - Ask (*I forgot the demo's name)

11. BigRed.Moment - If She (The Life Session)

10. Postal Service - Such Great Heights (Give Up)

09. Nick Cave - Wonderful Life (Nocturama)

08. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Permission To Land)

07. The Rapture - Sister Saviour (Echoes)

06. Beyonce Knowles - Baby Boy (Dangerously In Love)

05. Jay-Z - Brush Your Shoulders Off (The Black Album)

04. The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman (Permission To Land)

03. Beyonce Knowles - Crazy In Love (Dangerously In Love)

02. Radiohead - There There (Hail To The Thief)

01. Super Furry Animals - Venus and Serena (Phantom Power)

Destroyer's Top 10 albums of 2003


Actually, my man, Keith came up with 40 but due to lack of space (ahem...); I just feature the top 10. If you want the rest, e-Mail Destroyer for the rest of the list. Hmmm, his list got me thinking that I have omitted out some pretty good albums in my own. Haha, no matter, I'd come up with something soon to rectify that.


10 Arab Strap
Monday At The Hug & Pint [Matador]

For the sake of sordid tastes, Arab Strap records continue to be a beacon of dysfunctional integrity. Right off the bat, Monday At The Hug & Pint bears the familiar stench of some barfly’s dirty laundry: which could only mean that this new record is, gratefully, Aidan Moffat at his denuded best. He and Malcolm Middleton has been numbly flogging their old bag of dirty tricks over five albums now, and here Moffat lecherous come-ons take on the edge of deflated resignation – our voyeuristic pervert/bum finally admitting that he is tired of sex, albeit not half convincingly judging from tracks like Act Of War and The Shy Retirer. Monday At The Hug & Pint is a different sort of Arab Strap record, marked by greater variety but it’s still vintage smut all the way. And what are guest musicians, those Saddle Creek kids Mike Mogis and Conor Oberst, doing in this dang bar? Hapless, drunken adults only! Don’t these kids know better, that there are few more corruptible influences than a pair of lewd, kilt-wearing, alcoholic Scotsmen?


09 Super Furry Animals
Phantom Power [XL]

Like the Flaming Lips, the Super Furry Animals is one band that has the chutzpah to meet any audience on its own terms, no matter it means inviting Paul McCartney to come munch on vegetables or cutting an entire record sung in their native language. In some respects, the latest from these Welsh oddballs comes off as being rather tame by comparisons. Phantom Power is the Super Furry Animals employing the freedom of their pop lexicon to make miniature protest art – that is, if art still means something and is supposed to challenge and reveal truths about what’s going on. And when what’s going on are war mongering and grimy carnages, it is only fair that these loaded cartoon metaphors and psychic tortoise references that Gruff Rhys creates are easily more sensible than any given head of state and their freedom fries. Phantom Power is a multidimensional knockout, a promissory song cycle of social commentary and hope for peace that’s sagacious beyond its technicolors.


08 Broken Social Scene
You Forget It In People [Arts & Craft]

With a jangle blast of indie rock riffs and a tangle of rebellion poses, this starry alliance of musicians from the burgeoning Canadian underground music scene (bands like KC Accidental, Do Make Say Think, the Metrics) shot their way into indie fame with these exciting anthems for neurotic adolescents high on speed lights. And all praises garnered are pretty much deserved as You Forget It In People is perhaps the most invigorating call to arms since Mogwai's 1999 album Come On Die Young. With its memorable songwriting, diverse influences (from shoegazing to post rock) and Salinger-esque song titles, Broken Social Scene is a hundred percent good clean fun, frothy indie rock played with gusto, imagination and alacrity – and by the record’s close, you shall know their velocity.


07 Calexico
Feast Of Wire [Quarterstick]

The harsh desert geography and melting pop cultures impose their unique imprints on the music community of Tucson, Arizona. Calexico are no exceptions. Telling their border stories with conviction and vivid imageries, Joey Burns and John Convertino chronicles the untold hardships of a migrant diaspora and lament the corpses bled white under the Tucson sun. Their third record Feast Of Wire is their most ambitious, its musical tentacles stretching from traditional mariachi orchestration to odes paid to 70s’ classic rock frequencies. Calexico are the choice jukebox for some truly adventurous, progressive listening.


06 Gilliam Welch
Soul Journey [Acony]

Like a prematurely aged country girl freewheeling across the rural farmlands, Gillian Welch set her pristine singing and textured songwriting in sun-kissed optimism on her fourth album, Soul Journey. The natural warmth and sensual quality of the settings also allow Welch to write, quite perhaps for the first time and with exposed nerves, about some of her own life experiences. The country yodel No One Knows My Name laments, without bitterness, the circumstances that led her blood parents to give their infant up for adoption, while the arrangement of the traditional I Had A Good Mother And Father pays tribute to her foster parents. Still it’s her storytelling voice that holds a bleakness and renders even hotrodding numbers like Wrecking Ball with a fair sense of gravitas and sorrow. Like 2001’s Time (The Revelator), the fertile songwriting partnership between Welch and David Rawlings again comes into full fruition here and their synchrony is truly a folk treasure to behold in these times, the sound of kindred musicians rising above the saddest blues.


05 Yo La Tengo
Summer Sun [Matador]

Forget about the noisy guitar jams and caffeinated pop fix of yore. Yo La Tengo circa the 21st century are, in two words, simply sublime. As with their previous career milestone And Then Nothing Turns Itself Inside Out (2000), the soft-grained pop found on here again affirms that atmospheric quakes and cosmic jazz scales are now very much an integral part of their new game plan. With these mellow tunes of spiraling sophistication, Summer Sun paints the fuzzy picture of a band intent on expanding their pool for fresh sounds and other paisley aural delights. It never hurts to when improvising collaborators like Daniel Carter and Sabir Mateen fit so effortlessly well into the Yo La Tengo template.


04 Clientele
The Violet Hour [Merge]

After gaining attention with a slate of superlative EPs, the Clientele’s proper debut album is a hazy cinema of the trio’s hushed velvet aesthetics and sonic slow burns. With Galaxie 500 and Belle And Sebastian being obvious precursors to the band, the songs on The Violet Hour capture the wispy essence of many forgotten moments spent lazing about in a funk. The porcelain Clientele sound is smoky, malleable, evocative of melancholy and sometimes plain vulnerable, with Alasdair McLean's accented tenor adding to their quintessential Englishness. Whispery like an eavesdropped mystery, the high and lonesome voices on The Violet Hour carry unguarded revelations.


03 Radiohead
Hail To The Thief [Parlophone]

The twin-pronged Kid A/Amnesiac assault on rock left rawhide wounds on its unsuspecting victims, eating up its bastion mounds, then taunting their bludgeoned remains with a snickering ‘rock and roll, it’s just nostalgia’ screed. But of course, there could not have been a clean severance of ties. Hail To The Thief is the logical aftermath, the lucider atlas for the reconstruction. Kicking back into gear the guitar machinery they have underutilized of late, Radiohead now operates at where machine electronics walk safely into the arms of their poster-art pursuits. And if this corpus of rockist crowd pleasers (and singles There There and Go To sleep are certified anthems) is too much to bear for some, there is always Thom Yorke's politicized rants to see through a fresh vanguard round of Bush baiting. Forging a career of creative tenacity on the count of six albums, Radiohead proven to be survivors outside of Yorke’s iron lungs.


02 Wrens
The Meadowlands [Absolutely Kosher]

Not to take anything away from the Wrens, the appearance of The Meadowlands is almost entirely for selfish reasons. Every once in a while, a contemporary record comes along that sounds incredulously real and alike to your own life experiences. For me, Wilco’s Summer Teeth and the Dismemberment Plan's Emergency & I were records like that, and this year I can add The Meadowlands to the list. The Wrens’ third album finally released after a lapse of seven years from 1996’s Secaucus, these are songs played through swallowed pride and abandoned dreams, an autobiography of major label mishaps (“I can’t tell a hit from hell”), personal disappointments (“I can’t believe what life’s done to me”) and stalled romances. It’s the story of four regular guys who didn’t knew how to succeed (“Cause I’m caught/ I can’t type, I can’t temp/ I’m way past college”) or forgot to make the road trip to ‘the middle’ like their peers, and how the years in between leave behind a trail of regrets of what should have been a brilliant career (“I turned my back on more than you can imagine, and I sleep just fine”). With lyrics as confounding and poignant as a Hal Hartley film, The Meadowlands is a valiant evocation of ordinary lives supposedly wasted in their New Jersey suburbs (“A year in the Meadowlands/ Bored and rural poor at 35, right?”), and yet leaving a glimmer of satisfaction and wistful reminder that every bleak moment, every hard fought struggle and every relationship disaster (“Ex-girl collection, why?/ Is that all that you got?/ It’s just how some men mark time”) can be so beautiful.


01 Rufus Wainwright
Want [Dreamworks]

When a rude awakening – the proverbial fall from decadent grace – literally brought Rufus Wainwright to his knees and plunged him into depression, he wrote his way out of his troubles and as a result birthed this insurmountable tower of songs that made up the 30 songs on these Want records. Fighting his personal demons with pain, these new songs are graced with Wainwright’s standard lustrous grasp of Broadway melodies and a sobering tone in the delivery that’s perhaps not as typical. If there is an emotional ambivalence that has always been hinted on his previous work, Wainwright’s lyrical complexity takes on a whole new expressive level here, with operatic songs that finger on feelings that arc from loss and bafflement to a bewildering sense of elation mixed with an acceptance of defeat. Navigating through this turmoil and self discovery, Wainwright never loses sight of the ambitious songwriting vision that allows him to stand shoulders above among his generation of baroque songwriters. And Want is his tour de force, an album of miraculous feats all well earned.

2 days left...


... to the New Year, 2004.

and, of course, to the end of the H.A.I.R. of January poll right at the bottom of the page.

Have a great New Year's Day celebration...

Interesting blogs to read


With the year end coming (in like 3 days time!!!), I bet the bulk of you out there ain't really doing much 'real' work out there in your cubicles. So, these are a couple of interesting blogs I've caught on Guardian's best of British blogs list.

I dunno man. I've read some local blogs and some from overseas. It just seem that those blogs seemed to be more thoughtful and carries more 'real' issues in general. Waitaminute.... hmmmmm.... *sense of irony creeping over me*

Anyways, there are some which are really good, heartwarming and inspirational while some are downright raunchy. Hehehe... I think I'd be adding these links to my blog.

Cambodian King's blog: I shit you not man! I read this on an article where this is apparently the world's only blogging monarch. Pity, he writes the bulk in French and it's handwritten and scanned in, instead of being typed out.

Stuart Hughes, a UK journalist who lost a leg while covering the Iraqi war. I'm not too sure what he's doing now but he's running around with a prosethetic leg. He writes elegantly, often with the typical dry English wit and not without a sense of self-pity in sight. Makes me really feel that I should get my act together and stop wasting time. I'd need that kinda focus and courage in life maaan... His blog contain a link to this piece of news that is utterly heartbreaking to read. Click on the picture to read of the little girl who lost her legs due to her doctors' carelessness.



Belle de jour: Diary of a London Call Girl. And yes, certain posts read like FRs from the Sammyboy Forum. This link from the blog (apparently, the blogger is extremely particular about annoymity) is self-described as the Sex Blog. I see your interest is piqued. Have fun people and don't leave a mess near your computer workspace. *Note: Both sites contain adult material content. If you are easily offended or a close-minded person, do not visit the 2 blogs. But you never know, most people never consider themselves as closed-minded. If you visit the sites and find you are offended by what you see, you most probably are a bigot.*

LinkMachineGo: Utterly crammed with information. Found this farewell letter written by Dave Sims, writer and cartoonist of the world's longest running independently published comic book, "Cerebus the Aadvark". The epic work (Sims started the series in 1977 and is ending it next year when the story ends with the character's death; 27 years!?! Take that, Tolkien!) is about the title character and his adventures in his life from the 1st issue to his dying breath. It's beautifully drawn and the stories contains intensely complicated plots and are rich in characterisation and highly intelligent. Best of all, you can borrow the tradepaper backs from Orchard Library. Comes highly recommended from me, along with Jeff Smith's "Bone" which is so friggin' good. You gotta read it.

Well, t-t-that's all folks.

Sunday, December 28, 2003

Surprise surprise...


Was reading something online and found out a certain someone guested on Sesame Street dressed as an elephant before. This I had to see for my eyes. Well, it wasn't as funny as what I thought it might be. Some interesting fact I found out was she happened to be Jewish as well, like the whole cast of Seinfeld! And was born in Jerusalem. Still, she is as delectable as before.

Holy Mother of Jesus, I hope that's not a real elephant on the right!!!

I guess the gig as Queen Amidala paid off well enough for her to avoid doing this kinda gigs. Do you think would she draw the parallel of the conflict between the Israelis and the Palestinians to that between the Rebel Alliance and the Empire? Hmmm...

Kill Bill Vol. 2 teaser trailer


Start killing Bill now here.

Hey, I know that was lame but I had nothing funny to say there.

Yet another movie to introduce...


I forgot about this movie coming out next July, Van Helsing starring the only man alive who is able to melt women's hearts with porkchop sideburns, Hugh Jackman. It's about the title character who is the vampire hunter from Bram Stoker's "Dracula". In the movie, he faces Universal Studios' 3 famous monsters such as Frankenstein, Wolfman and of course, Dracula. Jackman is a charmastic and pretty good actor and this seems like a fun movie anyway. It features British walking mannequin, Kate Beckinsdale. Yes, I think she graduated from being a vampire in "Underworld" to a vampire hunter in this flick. And no, I don't think she can act but she looks a decent sight though.

But if that does sell you the movie, perhaps this picture of the Evil Lair's H.A.I.R. of August, Josie Maran might convince you otherwise. She'd be in the flick as one of Dracula's brides. Now, that's one bloody lucky bloodsucker...


Friday, December 26, 2003

Music affecting your IQ


Was out with the membersss today sans Alvin who was out on a drinking mission with his Tamileh buddies. We were at Adam Road Hawker Centre, having supper and shooting the shit (Check the definition in the Urban DIctionary below).

Melvin who is exhibiting strong leftist leanings nowadays mentioned that listening to music actually increases your IQ when you are growing up. Khai asked whether listening to angsty and violent music would actually make someone angsty and violent and would it hamper the development of a kid.

Well, my take on it all is that music is all good, unlike Melvin's point of rap music like Eminem breeds anger in people. It is highly unconducive for creativity in kids. They are not exposed to different types of music and learning what is essentially behind the music, instead just how pissed off the singer/ rapper says in his lyrics.

What I believe is that the kids identify with the singer/ rapper because of certain emotions that they are going through is what they are feeling now. Be it negilent parents or victims of abuse. Of course, like the singers themselves, these negative feelings are usually hyperbolised into something that was pretty minute in the first place. "My daddy didn't get me a PS2. Horrible parent."

I grew up listening to the angsty punk of Nirvana. Hell, I think I even tried to style myself after Cobain. I did pick up the guitar trying to learn how to play Nirvana songs. Perhaps, it's all a phase that we grow out of. I hope. It might not be all out angry music like our generation type of music (define: early 90's; I feel old eh?). I started listening to more melancholic stuff like Portishead which what me mate, Jason Ong has described as funeral music or great music to be either buried or cremated to. Yeah, but hey, some folks I know have described their music to be romantic. It's all up to your personal intrepretation.

I'm a huge fan of funk music. I love stuff like James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, Sly and the Family Stone, Marvin Gaye (which is more soul but I don't care that much about genres), etc.

I grew up as an angsty kid which leads to being an angsty adult. But hey, I guess the good thing that came out of it was that I contributed to the musicial instruments industry, buying guitars and equipment. I took what I liked from the early music I liked and went behind the process of how these musicians created them. I learnt how fucked up people can be and how the recording process worked in general. It raised my social and political awareness more than I was as many of these 'angry' bands were into that kinda socio-political thing. So, it was generally good for my well-being.

So, I had to disagree with Melvino da Meano in the aspect that angsty, violent and anti-social music leads to nowhere. It pretty much gave a whole lotta meaning to my miserable life to begin with. To be honestly, I think any parents should worry when their children starts listening to way too much Britney. Don't get me wrong; I like her and I think her music is fucken funny, albeit unintentionally most of the time. However, when was the last time that you heard Britney fans being really affected by issues of Greenpeace? That might be a sweeping statement granted. But if the music/ artists you listen to challenges you intellectually, it's more likely you'd be inclined to react in a more intellectual way. I dunno; learning how to play an instrument, mastering the turntable or taking up a worthy political cause.

Anyway, it's often up to you. What you think actually inspires you would eventually make you tick. Seeing a Led Zeppelin concert makes me feel like whipping out my guitar and wreack havoc on it. I, fo' shizzle my nizzle, would not do the same if I happen to watch/hear the Mandarin pop stuff and English Top 40 songs.

Thursday, December 25, 2003

The Urban Dictionary


Now, you can finally understand what the brothers in da 'hood are saying. The Urban Dictionary have da answers, dawg!!! Westside!!!

Now, I finally know what 'fo shizzle my nizzle' means.

Putting the cock back into rock...


Keeping with the Christmas spirit, I just watched The Darkness's new video, the Christmas single, 'Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)" at their official site. Needless to say, it's as funny as the rest of their videos.

My guitar-toting memberss would love what the singer Justin Hawkins gets for X'mas, at least the 1st gift. As for the second, I think most of us would love to get one as well.

Anyway, the questions lie: Does the video feature that infamous spaceship? Yes, of course, it does. Does it also feature the pterodacyl? Unfortunately, I didn't see it.

And people ask why I love The Darkness. Isn't it obvious?

Merry Christmas


Though I dun feel particularly merry though... or anything at all.

Anyway, for those of my friends out there who have writing aspirations. Not those blog type of writing, those real authors kinda stuff... You know who you are. Apparently, Blogger.com has some advice for you right here. Of course, it involves you setting up a blog.

People who love to obsess over things are natural bloggers. Not just because they will blog every day and sometimes multiple times per day, but also because they like to tweak, change, edit, redesign, add, remove, and fiddle around with their archives, profile, settings, template, etc.

Hehehe, sounds like me, but it's not like I'm aspiring to write the great Singaporean novel or anything. In fact, I'm just wondering if FHM, Maxim or AskMen.com are hiring...

So, for those of my friends who are Yeats/ Vonnegurt/ Salinger/ whatever wanna-bes, start that blog and practise those writing skills and remember: they didn't get where they are/ were without years of practice.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

The definition of a nerd...


When we were growing up, the whole idea of being cool and popular purely resides in the fact that who is inside your social circle and how good your looks are. All of the sudden, nerds are cool. People with shitloads of obsessive knowledge about some topics/ subjects/whatever are deemed as fun people to be with. Were these people being ridiculed and laughed at behind their backs when all of us were younger...? Why the change in attitude?

Quite a few of my friends have laid claim to this term. Even I do. Most people tend to think that nerds and geeks have no social lives. Unfortunately, they all do. And several have several girlfriends as well. So what gives? Are they real nerds? Are they poseurs?

Anyway, women still prefer not to be seen with a so-called 'nerd'. It's good to know some things don't change.

Perhaps, Amy's Robot will clear our doubts?

Need some head this Christmas?


I know you do. So do I.

Before we all do that, let's find out what really goes on eh? Click here to find out.

Merry Christmas, one and all...

Monday, December 22, 2003

Free the Net


Conspiracy theorists rejoice!!! What you have always thought of in the past is actually becoming reality...

What is freedom anymore? Who cares? Let's all just watch the latest installment of "American Idol" or something...

Read about it...

Are there anything else worthwhile to watch anymore?


It's never possible to watch all the films out there. Was at Gracie's blog a while ago and followed the link to several film critics' lists of best movies of 2003. And I realised something: Are we ever gonna get to see Sophia Coppola's "Lost In Translation" in Singapore? After all, many said it's Bill Murray's performance ever, even better than his work in "Rushmore". And Coppola manages to get British indie music legend Kevin Shields to score the movie. That gotta count for something.

Anyway, here are some of the new flicks comng our way, I hope next year. Besides "Spiderman 2", I guess these flicks look pretty interesting.

The Stepford Wives: Nicole Kidman stars as a custom-made wife, that's right, custom-made. I believe, it's a sci-fi movie set in the future where your wives can be ordered through the mail (clones? androids? I'm not too sure). I'm sure I wouldn't mind getting my very own Kristin Kreuk model...

Club Dread: Seems like a spoof of horror flicks that is closer to Scary Movie (which I hate) than Scream. But I guess the real potential redeeming factor about this one is that there are WAAAAYYYY shitloads of gratuitous T&A. Just watch the teaser trailer maaan...

The Big Bounce: Based on an Elmore Leonard novel, this is pretty much an ensemble piece starring Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, Vinnie Jones and the delicious looking Sara Foster. I guess it's pretty much the standard crime caper flick. Innocent question of the day #2: Have you guys ever noticed that in most Hollywood flicks which are set in modern times have their female leads in at least one scene where they are bra-less under a tight singlet top? I'm serious. Try observing in the next Hollywood movie you watch. When you see it, you'd realise "Holy shit! Willy was right!". But please try to say it softly in order to avoid disturbing others from enjoying their movie.

Remember... at least once per movie
Sara was sure excited to see the moose.

Sky Captain and the World of Tommorrow: Very 50's-looking sci-fi flick. Kinda reminds me of that 30's(?) German movie, Metropolis which I haven't watched but have read much about and seen the posters umpteem times. Very pulpish. Could be a fun movie to watch. Stars Jude Law and the new Mrs. Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow.

The Ladykillers: A Coen brothers movie starring Tom Hanks. This ought to be good.

For the animae fans, "Ghost In The Shell: Innoence" is out. That's the sequel but I wasn't a fan of the 1st, to begin with. So, I dun really care.

In other areas, I really doubt that Hong Kong has anything out in the same calibre of "Infernal Affairs" (only the 1st film, not the sequels/prequels/whatever) next year. But then, hopefully I'd be wrong. Wong Kar Fai has something brewing apparently. His films are usually a visual treat for me. Anyone who has any good Taiwanese movies to recommend just tip me off in advance.

As for the potentially good Japanese flicks out next year, I think you gotta check with the pirated VCD vendors at Queensway Shopping Centre. Usually, they are more in tune with the scene than I am.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Blog updates


New mp3 added. See sidebar. The rest of the column have been updated as well.

I've noticed that I've been getting quite a lot more hits recently. Thanks to all the new folks readin' this blog.

Matsushima Nanako vs. Masakazu Katsura


The H.A.I.R. of this month is, for my non-Mandarin speaking membersss, one of the most popular actresses in Japan. Unlike Sally Yoshino who operates in a much more niche market of acting, Matsushima Nanako is often featured in many mainstream Japanese serials and movies. You might find her familiar as she was cast as the mother of the little boy who watched the cursed video in Japanese horror flick "The Ring". (Down, Alvin!!! No shouting of M.I.L.F. here. It's impolite.)

Masakazu Katsura is one of the more prominent manga artist well known for his ability to draw extremely kawaii (Japanese: cute) girls. Yes, very often in Sailormoon type of high school girls costumes. His stories are often very tepid and clinche, belonging to the romantic comedies. But he sure knows to draw them chicks. I'm unshamed to say I'm a fan of his art. I even do read comics aimed at young girls. The following is a description of his style from this fan site:

Katsura's main theme is the internal conflicts that torture those who are in love. The characters make a triad of young people, in which the boy can't figure out which one of the girls he's in love with. The main character is tortured by his hesitations and can't guess what his feelings are, despite they're evident. Katsura is very successful in this field, and reading Video Girl Ai/Len or yet some passages of DNA² immediately reveals how talented he is in describing human questions raised by love. The feelings described are universal, so that everyone can find a part of himself in it.

What can I say? I'm a big romantic at heart... Anyone here need a hug?

Actually, my point is: note the 2 pictures below. Don't they look very similiar? So does art really imitate life? Is this really a lame post?

Matsushima Nanako

Iori Yoshizuki

Saturday, December 20, 2003

We are all going to Hell part 2


This is the sequel to the post I made yesterday about chain mails circulating around. Here's what my membersss, George has to say on his blog. Honestly, he voices out opinions and sentiments which I'm way too tired even to mention. Ever wondered why the Romans fed the Christians to the lions? I don't.

I've loads of friends who are either Catholics or Christians and all my paternal relatives are devout Christians as well. I have often voiced my opinions regarding this whole entire theological matter. Honestly, I'm pretty much sick and tired of them being closed minded on so many issues. Be it abortion or homosexuality. Your choice is not mine. I can respect that and people who choose to lead their lives outside the norms.

Just remember God is not the only one watching all of us. There's the ISD, the CIA and other covert intelligence bodies. Oh, it's of no matter. God will protect us. Yeah. He didn't do that much of a good job with those Islamic troops and Jevovah Witness believers thrown into DB every year. My JC classmate, Nat who is training to be a pastor told me before that devout Christians usually have no problems with the government and the authorities, it's God that places them in the position to govern all of us. The Bible says so.

I love Nat; his resolve for helping others through his religion is more admirable than a moron typing away on his blog. But, the last time I checked, I dun think Harry believes in anything other than money. And that shit in believing your leaders being selected by God and obeying them meekly really gets my goat. I didn't see Charton Heston... sorry, Moses being that submissive in "The Ten Commandments". What, it's just a movie? It's not real? Are you sure? More than 2 billion people will defy that claim. (Yes, that includes the Momons, Muslims, etc)

The Bible was the ultimate weapon in all history. Often used in both sides of many wars. Just look at the Middle East. Then again, it could be for the oil. War for religious causes? Who has the time to think so much? The sheik has his harlems to maintain. Please be serious here heh? The whole submissive angle is to drive into people so that they will bow to the ruling of the leaders. When you have the obedience of millions, that is a very powerful thing to have and extremely hard to let go. Which political leader has really truly let go of his power even after he left the seat of authority? Unless it's in the constitution which prevents the leader from prolonging his power? Senior Minister anyone?

Okay, lunch. Later...

My mama used to say...


... when you go drinking, drink with the Indians. They can drink a hell lot. Okay, me mama din say that. But it's true that they can drink a lot and they often demostrate their innate primal instincts to seek out free booze like how a bird knows how to fly.

I was at Zouk last night with Weng, Suzanne, Eric and my membersss, Sujin for the Gatsby event. He has done me proud. In all, we managed to get 28 bottles of Tiger beer and 6 glasses of vodka tonic. Did I mention that they were free? That's why we went Zouk last night. For the free flow, of course.

Our membersss here managed to bribe the cleaner uncle into giving us 4 bottles. He then proceeded to tackle the cashier girl at the counter, trying to 'po-lo-soh' her into giving us 4 beers. This he did for 3 times. However, the 3rd time round, they had run out of beer at the counter. So, I was about to give up, telling Sujin to forget it and go back. He turned around and said, "Where's your fighting spirit, William? Where's your fighting spirit, membersss? We shall not give up! We will fight to the end!" Then he managed to get another 2 glasses of vodka tonic from the cashier lady.

That's my membersss for you.

ANd needless to say, we got pretty smashed the night. Maybe it was just me! Ha!

Friday, December 19, 2003

We are all going to Hell...


Got this in the mail from a good friend of mine. It came in very colourful and big fonts. While I agree with some of the sentiments in the email, I find it rather superficial on many levels. I'm not a Christian or an atheist. I believe in God but not organised religion. So, I guess I'm going to Hell anyway.

Just one thing before you commence reading the rest of this post. I'd like to quote one line I've read long time ago. "When you kill a monster, be careful, lest you become the monster in the process."

Dart Test...

THIS IS A POWERFUL MESSAGE. PLEASE READ ALL OF IT. I AM
PASSING IT ON BECAUSE I AM CERTAINLY NOT ASHAMED TO DO
SO.


In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking..............

Dart Test...

A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says that Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.

One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day.

On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smithtold the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture.

Sally's friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally ! was plea sed with the overall effect she had achieved.

The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the students threw their darts with such force that their targets were ripping apart. Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any darts at her target. Dr. Smithbegan removing the target from the wall.

Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced.

Dr. Smithsaid only these words... "In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me."
Matthew 25:40.

No other words were necessary; the tears filled eyes of the students focused only on the picture of Christ.

This is an easy test; you score 100 or zero. It's your choice.

If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions.

Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you, before My Father."

Not ashamed ... pass this on.

Ashamed ... delete it.


One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry ! and divo rce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you!! You don't want those people!!"

"How much?" He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."

Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.

Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God ).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and! they spread like wild! fire, bu t when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on? .... I did


If it makes you happier in any manner, just cut and paste this on an email and start circulating this around.

Thursday, December 18, 2003

Return of The King Review


Yes, I'm gonna review it and reveal some spoilers!!! Read on at your peril...

I feel it's not as good as "The Two Towers" in terms of action sequences and war scenes. I guess it could be the case of 'been there, done that, bought the T-shirt'. It is the longest film of the entire trilogy, all 3 hours 20 mins of it. So, make sure your bladders are empty before watching. Here comes the MAJOR spoiler...

Frodo destroys the Ring.

Huh? What you mean, you weren't expecting that? Oh well, call me spoiler-boy....

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Garfield trailer


In case you guys might not know and most likely, shouldn't have known, this link gets you to the teaser trailer to the Garfield movie, starring Breckin Meyer as Jon, Jennifer Love Hewitt as his love interest and Bill Murray as the voice of the orange feline.

I never like Garfield. And let's not go into the "When you like dogs, you dun like cats" debate. I'm not interested. I just dun like cats that much. Plus I think the movie will suck... goats' balls... 2 big ones...

However, there's one thing that I must comment on: Sarah Michele Gellar was in "I Know What You Did Last Summer" with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Til this day, the cleavages they have shown are still the best things in the film. Note the parallels in their careers. Both were TV actresses whose series appeal to young teenage girls (though I must say I watch Buffy more than Party of Five). Both have marginal successes in their movie careers. They acted in a slasher flick which appealed to youngsters of the abovementioned demographic. One had a summer blockbuster hit featuring a CGI dog last year. The other is going at it this year with a CGI cat.

Hmmm... Very karma-like, isn't it?

The cleavages were still great though.

The Tesseract


Attended the 2 day gig held in the Guiness Theatre at the Substation with my membersss, Sujin. Met Ed the tech guy there as well. The Tesseract gig was organised by Swilk and Styra from Wallworks Records.

In their own works, the Tesseract is a 2-day event showcasing the best in progressive Singapore music, organised by Swilk and Styra, supported by The Substation and sponsored by the National Arts Council. Featuring prominent artists involved in music employing traditional means and multimedia technologies, The Tesseract creates more novel approaches to sound and its performance. Beyond the aural domain, it provides a fully immersive experience through equal emphasis on the �live� visual component interlacing reiteratively with the music

For the 1st night, it was more of an electronic music affair or in hipper terms, laptop music. Thanks to the memberss being late, we missed the 1st 3 acts which included Analog Girl whom I wanna check out. I had downloaded her stuff which is pretty good. So was her live set as affirmed by Ed. After the intermission, Skrooloose aka Don Richmond played a set of electronic music, spliced with DJ Shadow-like drum breaks and Japanese koto(?) and drums. Nice. Me likes. He was followed by the last act, 3 Goddess (if I'm not wrong) which treated sound as a palette to paint their soundscapes. It was a sonic experiment at best or a patience-testing aural nightmare at worst. 3 guys staring at their laptops, tweaking some knobs here and there while their music/noise/tunes/whatever assaulted your senses. What I can never understand is just what the hell are they staring at the laptop for when they are playing live? It is just playing out the music they had programmed previously.

Things that a laptop musician is really doing while they are staring at the laptop, playing live
1. Trying very hard to look like they are actually doing something
2. Tripping while staring at their Windows Media Player as they had loaded some good grade LSD before performing
3. ICQ/ MSN-ing some friends who are still in Ibiza
4. Playing a pirated version of "Return of the King" PC game
5. Surfing porn

The 2nd night had several bands playing. As usual, the membersss and I were fashionably late so we missed the 1st act. We managed to catch Phorous which was pretty rockin', incorporating beats with guitars and bass. They had a singer who crooned on several songs though I thought his vocal style was too Top 40 for this type of music. Still, a good set.

They were followed by I Am David Sparkle which sounded like they had their Mogwai talisman burnt, mixed into their water and drunk like it's holy water. (Yeah, I had that as a kid; my mum said it would cure my flu...) In any case, they played several instrumentals, at once hypnotic and droning. The drummer was tight as shit. If he got an Afro, he'd be a deadringer for The Roots's drummer, Questlove. Their set was clearly loved as they received the loudest cheers from the crowd. Good stuff.

Astreal were up next. I have seen them play live in their different incarnations over the years. So, in a way, I wasn't really that all keen to see them live, thinking they have nothing much left to offer. Well, my expectations weren't exactly overturned in a dramatic way. They still churned out their usual abrasive noise pop stylings. However, with their new drummer, Ery A and new guitarist, Nick Chan, they seemed to be much more aggressive and tighter as an unit. Overall, they put up a short but enjoyable set.

I must say the disappointment for me was BigRed.Moment as I have heard their mp3, "If She" and loved it. Their set was extremely cluttered with way too many instruments going at one time. There wasn't any clarity between each individual players. Whilst the trumpet player added some interesting parts here and there, he was often drowned out by the rest of the band. One thing I never got was the doode squatting in a corner, mucking on his Kaoss Pad 2. Methinks he added nothing to the overall effect while creating more... ahem... chaos to the proceedings. Twiddling on it for one or two songs is fine. The whole friggin' set?!

By the way, Duran Duran played on the 16th which was the 2nd night of the event. Did any of you guys go? Everyone now. "Ahh, it'll take a little time, might take a little crime to come undone..."

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Spiderman 2 teaser trailer is out...


Click here to view it.

I dunno man. Looks good but Kirsten Dunst and Tobey Macguire looked damn kiddo in the trailer... But hey, we all know from the 1st movie she's all grown up. Hehehe....

Monday, December 15, 2003

Welcome to Purgatory


Click on the link here to watch your favourite dead rock icons in an animated clip, "Welcome to Purgatory" in Quicktime. Stars the very dead Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, etc. It even features the "Def Leppard" arm!!!

2 more days...


... to "The Return of the King".

I can't wait!!! Membersss, are we going to watch it dressed as hobbits??

Sunday, December 14, 2003

West Coast Park gig


Yesterday, I was awoken by a membersss, Yeeyong at 11:30am asking me if I was interested in playing a gig in West Coast Park. Apparently, membersss AB bumped into our friend, Zhiqi the previous night at Zouk winebar. Zhiqi who runs his own events company asked AB if we (that is, the 78 Love Experiment) were interested to play an acoustic set for a National Parks event held in West Coast Park.

With less than 5 hours notice, me, Yeeyong and AB met at 2:00pm (3 hrs before the gig) and chose the songs to rehearse. Weiyuan and Andy couldn't make it. Initially, we wanted to do a couple of original tunes. However, due to the lack of lyrics, we vetoed the idea. So, we played a set of covers instead and did 4 songs, Radiohead's "No Surprises", "Fake Plastic Trees" and "Creep" with the evergreen "Can't Take My Eyes Off You".

Though I think the Radiohead angle was overkill, the gig had less than 10 people who were mainly performers attending the event. Thankfully. Of course, we pretty much screwed up the gig. And of course, being the geniuses we were, we brought our electrics to an acoustic set.

Well, it'd be more fun playing our own tunes though.

Saturday, December 13, 2003

The Evil Lair's Top 10 Albums of 2003


I must, of course, put out a disclaimer that there are still shitloads of potentially good albums that I haven't gotten me grubby hands on. Death Cab For Cutie's latest? What about David Bowie's "Reality" or Basement Jaxx's "Kish Kash"? Hell, I still haven't heard the new Britney album. I dunno about that. She doesn't seem to be as funny as before. Nevertheless, if you guys have any good recommendations for me to check out, please drop them in the comments section below. Don't be shy...

10. The White Stripes - Elephant
I dunno man. I've read an article before on how your tastes in music, practically everything freezes when you reach 24. After that, everything you experience or hear isn't as good as "y'know, da good ol' times". I was severly disappointed with this year's outings by bands that I was a huge fan of, like Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, the Cardigans and the worst of the lot, the Dandy Warhols. However, the White Stripes surprised me with this offering since I have always thought that the band was surrounded by way too much hype (probably they are) and was nothing but a flash in the pan. 'Seven Nation Army' and ' The Hardest Button To Button' are the standout tracks.

9. The Darkness � Permission to Land
Hair metal is back!!! Well, sooner or later, I guess. These guys make me laugh so much with their tunes and music videos. The excesses of the 80's are just recycled by Justin Hawkins and his boys. Hawkins just churns every rock cliche in the bag and regurgitates several famous rock riffs complete with wild BIG rock solos and melodramatic rawk theatrics. Tell me the intro of 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love' doesn't sound like the riff to Judas Priest's 'Living After Midnight'? Bar-band made good.

8. Godsmack - Faceless
As compared to their second album "Awake", this was one with chockful of memorable tunes and brings back the groove of the debut. Nothing stylistically different. Nothing ground-breaking. Not that it is bad or anything though.

7. Genetic Habit � From Outside
Granted, it's my friend, Clifton's band. But hey, they do have some good tunes on this one. Those who like their records to be musically uniform should avoid this as there are some genre-hopping involved here. However, this album is aimed directly at the charts and pretty mainstream and accessible. That doesn't mean that it is disposable pop music as well. Standout tunes that stick to your head: 'Without You', 'School's Out'

6. Super Furry Animals � Phantom Planet
"Rings Around The World" was my favourite album in 2001. This, along with Tool's "Laterlus" as well. The Furries carry on their mission to inflict upon the unsuspecting world with their brand of Beach Boys-inflected folk tunes. While they left out the weirder pop experiments, 'Serena And Venus' will send shivers down your spine, just like the 1st time when you heard 'Juxtaposed With You' from "Rings Around The World".

5. The Rapture - Echoes
Disco meets punk. You can call it whatever you want. It's still great, weird-ass music. I love the New Order vibe of 'Sister Saviour'. From I heard from some friends, the remix of 'House Of The Jealous Lovers" has been burning up dancefloors worldwide. Groovy basslines anchors shards of discordant guitar chords through the album while frontman Luke Jenner yelps and screams like the Cure's Robert Smith in heat. That is hard to top, if you ask me.

4. Placebo � Sleeping With Ghosts
Same ol' shit from the same ol' band. But the shit sounds much tighter and better than any of their previous albums.

3. Jay-Z � The Black Album
The final album from Jay-Z, apparently. This guy is amazingly prolific, releasing a new album every year for the past 7 years. If this were really to be the final one, it ain't too shabby to end your career on a high. While I believe the album's lead single, 'Change Clothes' can be heard on radio, the best track off the record is still 'Brush Your Shoulders Off' with a pulsating synth riff.

2. Radiohead �Hail To The Thief
Hail to the band... Radiohead returns to form with their 6th studio album, touting strong tunes like 'There There', '2+2=5' and the amazing 'Where I End And You Begin'. As an album, it is definitely more cohesive and bridges the gap between the band's more experimental and electronic side and their roots as a guitar rock band. In my opinion, this is even better than their 2nd record, "The Bends". Yeah, go ahead, bitch in the comments section...

1. The Postal Service � Give Up
This is an incredible album with 10 tunes brimming with energy and creativity. Electronic textures and soundscapes, courtesy of IMD (Intelligent Dance Music; dun ask how they actually coined that term) outfit Dntel's Jimmy Tamborello, sits comfortably with indie darlings Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard's plantive vocals and other organic instrumentations. It might be a side project for the both of them but it was magic that was recorded onto the album.

T-T-That's all, folks...

Thursday, December 11, 2003

Wing some music...


I haven't heard anything yet but from the CD cover, damn, this looks fucken funny, albeit totally unintentional. She ain't look nuthin' like Britney membersss...

This is not a game...


Clever use of Shockwave to show the futility of war and aggression against other countries. Destruction just breed more destruction.

September 12

Why �September 12th� does not explicitly show terrorist acts?
Simulations are always limited in scope. We decided to focus this particular piece on The War on Terror�s civilian casualties since it is a subject that has not been treated in videogames yet. We assumed that our players are intelligent enough to realize that any form of terrorism is always despicable


Will America still ask why people hate them?

Return of the King...


Hehehe...
Hehehe... I couldn't help myself. Sorry... hurhur...

One more week... I can't wait.

Well, there's still Infernal Affairs 3 to idle the time away. It opens tommorrow as evident as all the posters around town had screamed out. I loved the 1st one where Andy Lau and Tony Leong faced off. The 2nd movie was a prequel whereas the 3rd acts as both a prequel and sequel to the 1st movie. Confusing? I think so too. But it features 5 of the best actors in Chinese cinema (Don't be a moron, of course Leon Lai is not included in this category; even if he won a Golden Horse award last year, playing an emotionless idiot is what he does best. If national security depended on him to emote in a movie, I say we are pretty fucked.). So, it's a must-watch I guess.

In the prequel part, it showcases Tony Leung's character, Yan's story; events that happened a year before his death whereas the sequel part of the film falls on Andy Lau's character, Ming and the consequences of his actions in the 1st movie. Leon Lai and Chen Daoming, the doode which was the Qin Emperor in Zhang Yimou's "Hero" provide the link between 2 stories.

I highly recommend the original movie, "Infernal Affairs" to my non-Mandarin speaking membersss before watching the rest of the series. It's good stuff. In addition, this last part in the series has Leon Lai as the villian, so he would have an opportunity to die a horrible death. And that, basically, is worth the price of a ticket admission.

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

How to construct a Google bomb


You have been warned...

Memersss, think about it. We can bomb someone's site or blog. Hurhur... Then again, it might be just fun to pull one publicity stunt.

Monday, December 08, 2003

Goo-ood even-ing, Mis-ter An-der-son


This is the Ag-ents of Sm-ith sp-eak-ing here. Af-ter sp-lit-ing our-selves in-to many parts, this is wh-ere we have land-ed our-selves. And we st-ill must br-eak up ev-er-ry word in-to each sy-lla-ble to pro-noun-ce.

We did-n't know we play-ed per-cuss-ion in yet an-oth-er band call-ed S-W-S as we-ll. How-ev-er, this S-W-S is know-wn as Sin-ga-pore Wind-wood Sym-ph-ony, not Spoon-ing With Sa-tan. Get re-load-ed here.

We al-so did-n't know that we are the Vice-Prin-ci-pal of May-flow-er Sec-on-dary Sch-ool as we-ll. Plug in here.

We al-so did-n't know we in-stall-ed Span-ish in-to us like this article. We are most shock-ed when we re-ad this after down-load-ing this in-to us.

Guess who is Mary Magdalene?


You might have heard about Mel Gibson, Mr. Braveheart's latest film, "The Passion of the Christ" striking up controversy with the Vatican and other Christian bodies. He directs, not acts in this one. For those who might not know, he did direct a certain movie before about a bunch of freedom-loving Scots who loved to moon their asses as well.

The movie is about the last days of Jesus before he's cruxified. Apparently, the entire movie is shot in Aramaic, a Hebrew dialect I think. It's quite unsure that if there's be any subtitles. Or whether Gibson would show the Son of God rising on Easter, giving out chocolate eggs and kicking some Roman asses. James Caviezel stars as the J-Man while Monica Bellucci is the ex-whore (or in more politically-correct terms, sexual entertainment officer), Mary Magdalene who is still causing a ruckus in our modern times for imprinting a bloody image of the J-doode's face on her hanky.

Click here for the official site and watch the teaser trailer.

Sunday, December 07, 2003

Genetic Habit Live...


My friend, Clifton's band, Genetic Habit will be playing a series of gigs to promote their debut album, "From Outside". Follow the link below to download the title track off the album for free.

Official album launch gig:
Orchard Library, 11 December, 7pm

Gig:
Faber House (opposite the Heeren), 14 December

Official website

Click here to download a free mp3, "From Outside".

Spooning With Satan blog updated and revamped


Click here to experience Hell!!!

Friday, December 05, 2003

Mama mia!!!


Today seems like a good day to post loads of stuff on my blog.

Anyway, I just went thru my usual fave list of sites and came across this particular article, concerning the H.A.I.R. of September, Monica Bellucci. Below is the 1st scoop from her latest film, The Brothers Grimm that she's shooting. This is directed by Terry Gilliam of "12 Monkeys" (One of my fave movies) fame. She's the villian in the movie, methinks.

Drool...
Goddamn, she looks fine!!!

Dunno what to buy for Christmas?


Try this. I believe this gift is absolutely perfect for those friends of yours who are either handicapped in some manner or totally fucken lazy beyond hope that they dun even bother to reach and wipe their arses.

Click here and make some of your friends happy.

Something fun to do...


Found this online.

Go to www.google.com and search for "miserable failure" (without quotes) and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button (as opposed to search).

Try it. It's fun.

Lonely Planet


Though I din recover some pictures I took in da Philippines, these would have to suffice. I lost the pictures of Manila's version of the LRT which is friggin' crowded most of the time and some pics of the jeepneys which are a local form of transportation. A simple pick-up with the roofed back acting like a bus. Costs you only 4 pesos. Dirt cheap. And you get to smell the dirt and smog of Manila traffic too for free!!!

Thanks to Edwin Yeo, my Secondary School classmate for lending me his digicam for the trip!

What's that....?
(*insert corny Radiohead reference: "Paranoid Android" - 'Can you hear those unborn chicken voices in my head?"*) What's that? That's actually a half-boiled/steamed/whatever duck egg. Not really a chicken egg. I think the locals call it a beloo (dun think I got the right spelling). Yes, that's the foetus of the duckling. My colleague who ate this before said it's good stuff, good for the body and I must try. Apparently, some of the beloos you can actually see the duckling foetus staring at you before you pop it into your mouth. 'Cuse me... I need to go to the loo to throw up. Oh, by the way , you are supposed to sprinkle some salt into the cracked egg and suck the chup (juice) before eating the insides. *Barf* It does taste like an egg though...

Take me down to Chinatown
This is a shot from the LRT station at the streets of Binondo, somewhere near Chinatown in Manila. Dusk is at 5pm. This photo is taken around 615pm, I think.

Mr Ong Pin
Taken in Chinatown while we were prowling for potential clients. The doode in the picture, Ong Pin had a street named after him right smacked in Chinatown. So I guess he must have done something right eh?

Bad cover version
One of the many cover bands along Roxa Boulevard, this stretch by the coastline. Note the guy second from the left. He's playing percussion on a wooden box. Many of them use such percussion. Filipinos love to sing. Everywhere I went in the country, someone would be belting his/ her lungs out on a karaoke machine and they have those in their kopitiams as well. Mercifully, 9 out of 10 can hold their tunes unlike our local Ah Lians and Ah Bengs who massarce their favourite Sammi Cheng tunes in Singapore...

Roxa Boulevard
Roxa Boulevard by night...

Space age guitar?
Saw this guitar at those stalls in a shopping mall. The headstock had the word Brian May on it. Dun think Queen's guitarist endorsed it though. The guitar din look all that shoddy though I din try it. This lady in her mid-twenties took one up and started whipping out a rendition of Jimi Hendrix's "Foxy Lady". Scary... Anyway, they might just have cut down some coconut trees and use those wood to build these guitars; you never know. This electric guitar had so many knobs and switches that it looks like a NASA launching pad console. I think it cost around P5000? (S$1=P31). Fender (U.S.) Strats are going for P44,500.

Security check
One of the many security checks available everywhere. This was taken outside Robinson Manila where I checked most of my mails and updated my blog. The left is for male and the right female. Sometimes, they conduct a full body search. I swear my ass has never been groped by so many men in such a short time.

Hit me baby one more time...
All I want for Christmas this year is this nice and dainty Protona 12 gauge shotgun available right in Robinson Manila. Make me a happy man eh? A simple police clearance and you can get it for a mere P4000+ (or S$130++). Huh? How 'bout it?

Arghhhhhhh.......
My 1st ever foot reflexology session. This pic was taken before the torture began. I thank the heavens above that I'm still a young man of 25 and still in control of my bowel movements. If I were much older by 40 years and had weak colon/ prostate/ whatever control, I'd pooped my pants when the masseuse grinded those reflex points on my soles. I had liked to take some pictures of my expressions when my feet were assaulted relentlessly but I was too busy gripping the sides of the couch.

MRT
Their version of the MRT. Looks awfully much like a tram if you ask me... The LRT is almost the same, except that some of them are not air-conditioned.

Cebu at dusk?
The view from the hotel in Cebu. Nice place. I like it better than Manila.

Another angle
Another angle. I just love these places with mountains in the horizon; I dunno why though.

Da Beach
An employee of a prospective client showed us around Mactan Island which is where the airport is located. The small island is just next to Cebu. Anyway, he snuck us into Mactan Shangri-La where we strolled around as if we stayed there. The beach... well, I've seen better. I heard those north of the main island of Cebu are gorgeous. Gotta see for myself the next time round.

Da Sea
I dun have any ocean jokes. So, I just say that the above is a sea. That's it.

Fierce Battle
A mural showing the natives at war with the colonising Spaniards. I guess people were bored back then, not knowing what to do before the invention of cable TV.

Thursday, December 04, 2003

I'm upset...


I've been only gone for 9 days and no one leaves any comments on my blog.

I'm gonna weep into my bowl of instant noodles now and write a more detailed report of my trip complete with pictures.

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Roll out the red carpet baby...


cuz Daddy's coming home!!!! Tommorrow, that is.

While I was at Cebu, I din really get to see much of the famous beaches as well. Though a worker of a potential client drove me and my colleague around Mactan Island where the airport is, all we saw Shangri-La Hotel and its slice of their beach. It wasn't that great. So were the Japanese tourist chicks. Sad.

Speaking of my colleague. He's busy with his new-found girlfriend. Fucker's got us 2 separate rooms last night. Hmmm, I wonder what could the 2 of them be up to in his room? Playing checkers? What do you think? Oh, did I mention that he's married with a daughter who just got her PSLE results? That'd make a good beer story!

So far, I wouldn't say it's all bad here. Just extremely congested, like Bangkok and the air is bad. I think I might be falling sick. Homesick.... Okay, enough of Georgisms for the day. I just wanna go home soon and play my guitars and with my newly-acquired toys.

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Stuck...


Hi all, I think I better can all the Arroyo jokes eh? Ain't getting funny.

Anyway, I found out what does mabuhay mean last night. It's supposed to mean "welcome" but if you ask me, it seems interchangeable aye?

I overslept this morning. Woke up at 2 in the afternoon. Hehehe, too much San Miguel the last few nights, I suppose. Anyhow, me colleague has gone off and roam off without me. Bastard. Though I must admit I ain't too crazy to go ard with him to hunt for door knob covers for his wife. That's right. Door knob covers. Who the hell really uses them anyway?!?! All in all, I think we covered Manila's largest mall like friggin' 3 times last night to search for it to no avail. SM Megamall is, I think, approximately 4 to 5 times the size of our Takashimaya. Insane, isn't it? I think the urban disease of shopping is spreading far and wide.

Will be going down to Cebu tommorrow. Heard the place has very nice beaches. But this is, sadly, a business trip after all. So I guess maybe next time instead. Me with a beer in one hand and a ciggie in the other, roasting myself to a crispy golden brown under the sun at the sandy white beach with crystal blue waters sound good to me!!!

Til the next one, have a good time.

Saturday, November 29, 2003

Mabuhay...


That's hello in Filipino, methinks.. *Down, Arroyo, down... good girl*

Anyway, I dragged my tired arse the whole day around with my colleague, looking for a potential client whose office is in Quezon City. That's part of Metro Manila which comprises of Manila, Pasay City, Quezon, Makati (riot zone), etc. Dun ask me. I'm as confused as you are.

Anyhow, I'm typing this in an internet cafe in Robinson Manila with a small fucken cockroach crawling on the table besides me. *No, Arroyo, no biting of Marcos' shoes.. bad girl!! Down, girl!!*

The security here is tighter than Cameron Diaz's ass. I've seen more sercurity guards here than policemen. There are checks everwhere you go, i.e. public places like shopping malls, MRT and LRT. Plus they all carry guns. Pretty surreal. So far, they've pretty alright, I suppose. In the LRT, there are segregations between males and females. Eh, this ain't a Muslim country innit? Methinks the authorities is afraid that since it's always so overcrowded (insert corny Radiohead reference) - Packt Like Saradines In A Can, the guys here might pull a Japanese man groping a Sailormoon-outfitted high school girl. Who knows?

On a more disturbing side, since this is, after all, a Third World country. I've seen homeless street children going around begging for money and food. They dun study and are improperly educated. My colleague scoffed, "See, they are so ill-mannered right now. When they grow up, the guys will become criminals and the girls whores!" I dunno man. The circumstances they grow up in are really shitty. I dun blame them but dun wish to pity them either. They are even perhaps tougher than you and me... I saw this homeless woman tuggin her 2 kids sleeping on the streets, unwashed and unkempted. A piece of cardboard was their mattress. The older child was about 2 while the other was barely 6 months old. It's really sad. I din wanna take any pictures of them sleeping in the street. I guess, it's easier to judge and act high and mighty that way. I wish them luck.

*Arroyo...No!!! No biting of Estrada's ass!!!*

Gotta go!!! More soon!!!

Friday, November 28, 2003

Picking up Pinays in da Philippines


Hi kids, this is my 3rd day in da Philippines. So far, this is a short report of what I've seen. The details I'd leave it to later and I can add some photos. Plus I'd eaten something fucken disgusting. Yucks...

So this is 'bout how to pick up pinays in da Philippines...

1) You can be a tattoo artist.
I was out with my colleague on the 1st night, drinking by the coastal boulevard. Sorta like our East Coast without being so expenisve. We were checking out pinays from the next table. A few were those good-looking ones with the Pan-Asian looks. You just can't beat that.

A young, bespectacled guy came up to them and peddled his tattoo (I dunno it it's perm or just hennas) patterns. The girls started giggling and were yakking away in Tagalog. The guy whipped his mobile phone and asked the girls for their numbers, presumably to show them the patterns again. Like fucken real!!!

2) If you are a musician
Yes membersss... Though they are mainly cover musicians here, the chicks really dig them. I saw a few along the same boulevard who look very much like our nubile young girls in our Orchard Road bobbing their heads to renditions of Chicago, etc. I know that sucks but just imagine. Play an instrument and you'd have these pinays bobbing their heads elsewhere later... Woo hoo.... pun alert...

3) If you are a 70+ year old crinkly Japanese man with shitloads of cash
Yes, I saw a couple of them in the restaurant yesterday with a few very young pinays. As usual, my colleague was sniggering about it but indeed, it was funny. And I think no amount of Viagra can help them.

By the way, Arroyo sends her love...

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

See in the next post; have a good time


Okay, bye, kids!!!

Dun have too much fun without me while I'm away, y' hear...

I should be updating this blog from da Philippines aye.... within the next few days plus some photos after I come back eh? See you guys in 9.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Weirdest shit...


Today, while I was waiting for my bus to take to my grandma's place before I met up with the memberss, I was approached by this lady who looks like Mimi from the "Drew Carey Show". Something along this line

It's that scary!!!
I'm not shitting you; she looked really like this!!! Not as fat though.

Back to the story, she came up to me and asked if she could borrow my handphone. Some dying spark of altruism in me refused to lay low and so I said okay. When I took out my phone and was ready to pass to her, she asked me to key in the number. Okay... sure no problem. It's then I noticed she was carrying a phonecard. Maybe, the public phone was spoilt or something.

While I was keying in the number, she displayed signs of impatience at my slowness

"Mimi": Talk to the operator.

Me: Eh? Why can you talk to him or her?

"Mimi": I called just now. They recognise my voice. Ask how much they are paying people for the $80 massage?

Me: What? (I was seriously think what the fuck is going on?!?!) I think you better talk to them. It sounds long.

"Mimi": Ask how much they are paying people to do the $80 massage. Very short and simple.

Me: Er, I think you better talk to them on this yourself. I dun mind lending you the phone but this kinda thing, not my business (insert: If you are thinking of peddling yo' ass, I ain't yo' pimp, bitch). All I seriously think you should call them up yourself and talk to them yourself. Sorry... And I dun wanna miss my bus.

Then I backed off, raising my hands in a sign that this is my limit of how I would and could help.

She glared at me with an iciness that would freeze Hell and stomped away.

Monday, November 24, 2003

The Trip


Some friends have been asking me where I am going this Wednesday.

I'd be up in the Philippines on a business trip looking for prospective clients. So I'm borrowing a friend's digicam and will post some pictures on this blog when I'm back. Like what me mate, Graham has said, he doesn't even know anyone that has ever been to the country before. Come to think of it, that's true for me too. Vietnam, check. Thailand, check. Laos, check. Mymmar, check. Cambodia, check. India, check. So on and so forth. Your domestic help don't count!!!

Pain In The Ass part 4


Fuck man...

There's something wrong with this blog publishing. I can't see my blog in full while my friends apparently can.

Hope to solve it later.

Friday, November 21, 2003

Heal the world. Make it a better place.


Yeah, let's all do that and throw this fucker into jail already man!!!

Please don't hurt me when I'm in jail...

Taken from the NME:


JACKSON TO FACE MULTIPLE CHILD MOLESTATION CHARGES

The full extent of the Michael Jackson abuse case is beginning to emerge tonight (November 19) as police in California have announced they will file multiple charges of child abuse against the star.

A warrant has been issued for his arrest and at a press conference this evening, police said they are negotiating with Jackson�s lawyers for the singer to hand himself in. He is thought to be in Las Vegas where he has been shooting a video. Bail will be set at $3million and Jackson will have to surrender his passport. None of the charges have been specified yet, though Jackson is suspected of abusing a 12-year-old boy. Each of the charges carries a maximum jail term of eight years.

Jackson�s publicist Stuart Backerman, said in a statement that the singer "could not comment on the investigation because we do not yet know what it is about".

Speaking at the press conference, Santa Barbara Sheriff Jim Anderson confirmed that 70 police officers searched Mr Jackson's ranch, Neverland, yesterday, looking for "evidence that would corroborate the victim's statements." And in a further twist, he called on anyone with information on other victims to come forward.

The investigation is being led by Tom Sneddon, the same district attorney who looked into similar allegations 10 years ago. Then, the alleged victim declined to co-operate with the authorities and reached a multi-million dollar out of court settlement with Jackson.

Sneddon said California law had changed as a result of the earlier Jackson investigation, and that this time they had a witness willing to help with a criminal investigation.


Try being sodomised for once huh, Jacko? You might like it...

Pain In The Ass part 3


I've been trying to close this deal with this guy who is selling a 2nd hand sound module. Firstly, he was selling it for $500 a month ago. However, no one is buying from him. So apparently, he's dropped the price down to $400 whihc piques my interest. Of course, like any good Singaporeans who has a Malayali (dunno if correct spelling) as a good friend, bargaining is all part of the fun.

So I dropped him an email asking him if he was willing to let go for $330... Anyway, he's bound to push it up. Then he started gushing about how good it is, how phat the beats were and he is unsure if he was willing to let it go. He had to think about it. Sure, go ahead. Lame ass pattern in an attempt to push up the price.

So after 2 days of letting him think about how much he thinks he can fleece off me, I SMS him and he was intially alright with the price of $350. Cool. I got him. Then I decided to play it cool and only replied his SMS the next day.

So he started his bullshit all over again by telling me that it's a good buy for $400 and all that crap. And $350, he has to think about it. Sure, think about it, muthafucka and while u are at it, shove the thing up your arse as well.

Thursday, November 20, 2003

I've got something to confess...


Some folks out there really have issues.

And where do they turn to even if they can't speak to their priest about it during Confession?

They can try this site

No poll this month...


I didn't really have the time to go through a list of potential candidates for next month's H.A.I.R. and in addition, I might have a little problem in publishing the H.A.I.R. of next month on time, due to some complications I'd share soon.

But I dun see you guys going out on the streets to protest the lack of a poll.

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Lois Lane?


Apparently, Natalie Portman (yes, that woman-goddess that some of us would sever an arm for to get a dinner date) has been widely tipped to be the new Lois Lane in the new Superman movie.

Natalie Portman is widely known for her role as Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia's mom in the Stars Wars prequels and still remains the best thing about the prequels hands down.

Click here to see some pictures of the lovely lady. Warning: nipple-age is involved...

Monday, November 17, 2003

Mommy, I wanna be a Ninja when I grow up...


Finally, a website, Enter The Ninja shows me the way to enlightenment. The way for me to exude my Zen-ness and train me up to chop some muthafucken uglies, re-enacting my favourite scenes from "Kill Bill" as well.

When I would have returned deep from the mountains, I would have finished my years of training. By then, I would truly become (*in a Mr. Miyagi accent*) a true Ninja warrior. First, I would go down to Beach Road and buy me some wares to cloth myself. A true Ninja Master must be always appriopiately attired.

Black is sooo my colour...
Me: Not to worry. Daddy's got lots of love fer y'all!!!

As I entered a duel-to-the-death with my nemesis (whom is still undecided at this point of time), I would stare into the face of Death and call him "Bitch!!!"

Take dis, muthafucka!!!
"Beeeettccchhhhh...."

However, what I truly love about the whole Ninja get-up. It allows me to emote all my feelings far greater than I ever had before. Dun believe me? Check this out.

Actually, this is not really that funny
The look of my face when I missed the train...

It is really not that funny
The look on my face when I need to take a crap and all the cubicles are taken...

Hahaha... Yeah right...
The look on my face when told after buying a Happy Meal that all the Hello Kitty dolls were sold out an hour ago.

The joys of being a Ninja...

The Ultimate Urban Legend


Got this excerpt from my friend, George's blog (scroll down on the left column of his webpage and click on "airhole's blog" to read the full version). He wrote something that is funny and strikes a nerve. The ultimate urban legend: sexual equality.

Guideline #1: Initially, treat all girls as ladies.
Guideline #2: Warn them when they are stepping into the boundary of being a bitch (most of them do not care and step into it anyway)
Guideline #3: When they become The Bitch. Treat them like one of them guys.
Guideline #4: If they complain about me not being a gentleman, refer them to my blog (which also equates to some hate mail and more hits on my blog!)

Here is an example:

I went to visit a friend of mine who was sort of down in the dumps. She had friends over and we watched a movie on her DVD player. They ask me to pass the chips over, I pass it over. They ask me to pass the remote, I do that too. Then one of her girlfriends asked me to get a glass of water for her. At first, I ignore her. But she bugs me and I say,

"The kitchen is nearer to you. You can get it too!"
"Don't irritate me, I am watching the movie. Go help me get a glass."
"But so am I, I am watching the movie too."
"Don't make me mean."
"Well, go ahead and be mean, what can you do anyway?"

Then she said,
"I can hit you real hard."
"Right."
"Don't dare me."
"You go ahead and do it. But don't expect me NOT to retaliate and hit you back REAL HARD."

Then she said the double standard line,
"You won't do that to a girl, that is so ungentlemanly."

To which I replied.
"You hitting me would be unlady-like... so that forfeits your right to be a lady. You would have then officially turned to a
bitch. And I hit bitches."

She went and got her own glass of water.


It is funny how to think that a lotta my female friends expound the fact: They are independent in many aspects of their lives.

Sometimes, I think men are just frankly suckers for women's emotional blackmailing. A whine ("... but I'm tired") and off the guys go on a crusade to help these women to get a glass of water, etc. Perhaps, it's the superhero syndrome inherent in most men, wanting to save the damsel in distress. Perhaps, most men treat it as some form of means to an end, be it harbouring some fantasies of ravaging the girl as if it were a Japanese AV flick or cuddling together in a Meg-Ryanesque romantic comedy moment.

I gave up on this argument way long ago. There's no such things as equality. It's such a pack of lies twisted from its original and well-intented meaning by the feminists who envisioned a better place for women who in general truly suffered in the past. This I can't deny.

I could be snide and say that unless women can stand up and pee at the urinals with us men, then we are equal. Oh yeah, that was snide.

In recent weeks, George (Not you lah, membersss...) Dubya Bush aka Chief-Moron of the U.S.A. just signed a bill prohibiting late term abortion in the States. To be honest, I don't know how far-reaching this bill would be in the U.S. I'd fully support the feminists and protests against this. We can digress and slip into an debate on whether pro-life of pro-choice is better. However, the body is the lady's. In the event, she knows she might not be able to provide for the child or the child might be unwanted. Yes, every child is precious. But to use religion in this context, it's just fascist. The choice lies with the mother and she has to live with it and the consequences for the rest of her life. It's not our position to judge or make the choice for her.

That was a slight degression... ahem. In all cases, a friend of mine who has a taste for white meat aka white women (yes, we all know who he is) has told me why he prefers Caucasian women to local women. Mainly, he feels that Caucasian women tend to be more independent and value the concept of equality more than local women. That is, they split the dinner check right down to the centre. Hehehe, yes, he's a cheapskate. Furthermore, he has said that local women just want to be pampered like Daddy's little princesses and expect the guys to pay for everything. That turns him off greatly. Of course, the fact that Caucasian women are more sexually liberal is a boon as well.

While I see his point, I don't like to think that most of my female friends are like what he has described. I know some aren't. Some exactly fits into the abovementioned description while chasing the self-delusion of being the modern woman and being independent and all. Well, the point is obviously moot if you ask me.

There's no such thing as equality and dependence. We all need each other. Be it if you stand or sit to pee. I do not fault your choice if you choose to raise a hindleg to do your business. Like what Hugh Grant said in "About A Boy", 'If no man is an island, I'm fuckin' Ibiza... except with extensions to other islands."

So, sometimes, perhaps getting a glass of water can cause a lot less grievance.

Sunday, November 16, 2003

My sister...


For those of you who had the fortune of meeting my sister, you must have remembered that my sister is quite the rocker chick in the sense that she's a fan of Blur, Suede and some assorted bands. She listens to some jazz. albeit usually the easy-listening ones. As per normal, she raids through my collection of CDs to pilfer stuff to listen. While she constantly borrows my Stevie Wonder CD, how many people you know actually bother about the man himself?

However, she lost all her street cred today. While we were watching "Return of The Jedi" on TV, there was a scene where Luke Skywalker was reunited with Princess Leia. They were hugging and all. Then my sis dropped the bomb, "So, she's his mom issit?"

Needless to say, I was dumbfounded.